gucci lucy

just sorta really awkward

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aika-chan01:

natalie-as-herself:

qelato:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

hickitty:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.


why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.

aika-chan01:

natalie-as-herself:

qelato:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

hickitty:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

(Source: sexcisable, via notsowhoredinary)

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Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo:
im so sad
romeo:
ill never be happy
romeo:
a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo:
WHO DAT
romeo:
SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo:
imma dance with her
romeo:
*dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet:
dafuq are you
romeo:
shh *kiss*
juliet:
:oo
*party over*
romeo:
AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo:
LADY
romeo:
HEY LADY
juliet:
OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo:
yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet:
dont you think its too soon
romeo:
idk
juliet:
brb
romeo:
k
juliet:
HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo:
AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli:
FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar:
idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo:
yeh
friar:
ok fine ur married
rome and juli:
yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt:
WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio:
excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt:
shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio:
WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo:
hnnn
tybalt:
....
romeo HNNN
tybalt:
...
romeo:
hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt:
oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince:
ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo:
i sorry
prince:
no ur banished
romeo:
HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo:
*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar:
no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo:
k *leaves*
juliet:
FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar:
NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet:
ok
juliet:
*goes home and drinks potion*
nurse:
hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet:
wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse:
k
juliet:
*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant:
AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant:
JULIET'S DEAD
romeo:
WHAT
romeo:
WHAaaAaaaT
romeo:
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo:
*buys potion*
romeo:
*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo:
oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo:
but im sure she is
romeo:
*kiss juliet*
romeo:
*drinks poison*
romeo:
he ded
juliet:
*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet:
IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet:
HE DED
juliet:
*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar:
*comes in cell*
friar:
uh oh
prince:
WHAT DIS
CAPULET:
WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET:
WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE:
WHAT DIS
CApULET:
*strokes montagues face* brother

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